"Conservatives sometimes resist change when change makes good sense; liberals sometimes yearn for change when change makes little sense."

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but a working clock can be wrong 23 times a day."

"When somebody is emotionally incapable of doing what’s rationally obvious, it’s impossible to effect change."

"A man who juggles too many balls in the air is bound to end up with his head down."

"If you try and dance in-between raindrops, most likely you will end up getting soaked."

"If you have to attend business school to learn how to run a business, you have no business running a business."

"When analysts start writing notes that cyclical businesses are no longer cyclical, it's indicative that we are at or near the top of a cycle."

"To win the lotto, you got to be in it to win it...but you got to be an idiot to be in it."

"A man who sits on the fence too long is bound to end up with a hemorrhoid."

"Even the most competent captain cannot steer a sinking ship."

"You know you are getting older when you have materially more money than you had in college but feel materially poorer than you were in college."

"People who don’t believe in the merits of psychology are often the ones that would benefit most from seeing a psychologist."

"A challenged beautician lacks foundation."

"It's not that money doesn’t buy happiness, but rather that money has a diminishing marginal value. The more of it you obtain, the less value you ascribe to each incremental dollar."

"People who constantly fight with their hands, typically lack the ability to do with their heads."

"Reasonable people forgive reasonable people for making reasonable mistakes."

"Often, when you really don’t want to do something, it’s typically the right thing to do."